$COINER
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The Coiner cat in a black suit with a diamond coiner chain, mouth open mid-call
The Lore

lore of the coiner...

SECTOR 01

what even is a coiner you may ask?

The opposite of a no-coiner. A coiner is someone who believes in cryptocurrencies and actively holds and trades Bitcoin (BTC), Ethereum (ETH) or any other digital currency. They are versed in the crypto world and follow closely the movement of markets and the latest crypto news and trends.

source: urban dictionary

SECTOR 02

the joke wrote itself

once you are a coiner there is no going back, every coiner is a retarded hidden beneath sophistacted however u spell ts (for u) trading rules, the joke wrote it self, to normies we seem absoloutely retarded, possibly even scammers, but to eachother we are genius XD

SECTOR 03

community first

COMMUNITY > CHART. No promises, no roles, no bots. Just a community of degens who mint PFPs, spam memes, and stack together.

Generator 01

pfp builder

Pick a backdrop, dress the cat, or let fate decide. Everything renders in your browser, download and set it everywhere.

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Numbers

tokenomics

1B
total supply
0 / 0
buy / sell tax
100%
LP burned at graduation
0
team allocation
CA: TBA — dropping at launch
The Plan

roadmap

PHASE 01

exist

  • Launch on pump.fun
  • PFP builder goes live
  • First wave of coiner PFPs on the timeline
PHASE 02

multiply

  • Meme generator arms the community
  • Raid culture, zero bots
  • Coiner anthem remix contest
PHASE 03

ascend

  • Whatever the community votes for
  • No promises, only vibes
  • Community > chart, forever
Entry

how to buy

get a wallet

Download Phantom or Solflare and back up your seed phrase somewhere no one will ever find it.

load up sol

Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet address.

find $COINER

Paste the contract address into pump.fun or your favorite DEX. Only trust the CA posted here and on our X.

become a coiner

Swap, hold, build your PFP, and never explain any of this to a normie.

The Degens

community

No roles, no bots, no promises. Just coiners.